- And Now For Our Services
- The Scary Fast ($28.00)
- 20 minutes of scary fast speed.
- The Illegal ($20.00)
- 30 minutes of undiluted speed.
- The Lunch Special ($13.00)
- 90 minutes of chill-like speed.
- The Slug ($10.00)
- 4 hours of slug-like speed.
- Other Charges
- Oversize 14-24" or the total volume is greater than 1000 cubic inches (LxWxH") add $5.00.
- Gargantuan 25-40" in length / or the total volume is in the range of 1001-2000 cubic inches (LxWxH") are $8.00.
- Monstrosity 41-60" in length / or the total volume is greater than 2000 cubic inches (LxWxH") are $16.00.
- Monstrosity + 1 61-100" in length / or the total volume is greater than 4000 cubic inches (LxWxH") are $32.00.
- Absurd over 101" in length / or the total volume is greater than 6000 cubic inches (LxWxH") are $48.00.
- Overweight (5-12 lbs.) add another $5.00.
- Hernias (13-20 lbs.) are $8.00.
- Slipped Disc (21-30 lbs.) are $16.00.
- Slipped Disc + 1 (31-40 lbs.) are $32.00.
- Planetary (41 lbs. and up) are $48.00 and at our discretion.
- Night Rate after 5pm is an additional $4.00.
- Waiting Time the first 5 minutes are free
— each additional 5 minutes is $3.00. - Walk-ups are a dollar after the fourth floor.
- Wrong Addresses are billed full charge.
- Zones are a $1 per zone below 60th St., $2 per zone below Chambers St. & above 60th St., $4 per zone above a 100th St. There is an additional crosstown zone west of 9th Ave/Washington St. & east of 1st Ave/Allen St. Add 5 minutes per zone.
- Outer Borough Zone: Add $28 and 15 minutes to the Service.
- The Not So Small Print
- Time: add five minutes per zone, and per km.
- Service Delays: if for some unforeseen and/or uncontrollable event we cannot make the delivery on time, we will only charge for the next fastest service.